Advice for guys

Guys, you all have a tendency to be complete dumb asses. You lie, cheat, and literally have no common sense when it comes to relationships. Why is that? Because you're CLUELESS. If you want to keep your girl happy here are a few things you should avoid:

• QUIT ADDING/MESSAGING SO MANY GIRLS VIA SOCIAL MEDIA. 

We can see when you're on social media sites, idiot. We can also see your recent activities. 

• WHEN YOU STOP SENDING CUTE MESSAGES, YOU'RE GONNA LOSE HER. 

Girls know something's up when the cute messages turn into short one worded texts. 

• STOP WITH THE "I WAS BUSY" EXCUSES. ITS THE OLDEST ONE IN THE BOOK. 

How can you be busy when you don't do anything.

• STOP ONLY HANGING OUT WITH GIRLS. THEY CANT ALL BE YOUR "FRIEND"

Stop thinking it's ok to only have girl friends. We all know what's really happening. 

• GET A REAL JOB. ITS NOT CUTE TO HAVE A MINIMUM WAGE JOB. 

Take your girlfriend on a real date. Not make her pay for you. 

• NEVER EVER LIE TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND. 

If you lie, even about something small. You're gonna get hell for it. Just don't do it. 

• IF YOU CHEAT,  YOU MIGHT AS WELL LAY IN THE HOLE YOU HAVE DUG FOR YOURSELF. 

Your life is basically over so you might as well make the job easier for us girls. 

Men. You're completely clueless most of the time. It's beyond annoying to act like a boy. Let alone think you are getting away with acting like one. It's time to grow up and care about others. Stop being a man whore and be a gentleman.  Your life will be a lot easier for you that way. Less fighting, no more bitchy text messages, or getting the look from your spouse. If you have a brain, you'll listen. 

xoxo,

Marlee Elyse.