How to find your Chuck Bass

Every girl, teenager, and women have dreamt about what it would be like to have their own personal Chuck Bass. But I hate to be the burden of bad news.

• HE DOESN'T EXIST!!!

Ladies, he's a fictional character. You need to get your head out of the clouds and find a real man!

• HE'S CONNIVING

Do you really want a man who breaks hearts and sleeps around for a hobby? HELLO, he broke Blair's heart how many times before they got married?

• HIS FAMILY IS INSANE

His father faked his own death, tried to hurt his own son one too many times, and basically forced Lily to love him. He burned down an apartment building for his own good!!!

• BUT HE IS ABSOLUTELY PERFECT

Despite his entire screwed up life, he is absolutely the picture of perfection.